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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Don't worry he's still thick though.

    And it's no accident as you don't put your hand/arm in moving machines.
    Thanks SueEllen. By the way, what's your favourite letter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    There was a story doing the rounds about a fisherman who did a similar thing.

    Chopping his own arm off, not the playing with rocks thing.

    Found it, Wikipedia, I love you!
    Seems to be all the rage to chop your own limbs off. Anyone here given it a try?
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    Quote Originally Posted by beaker View Post
    Seems to be all the rage to chop your own limbs off. Anyone here given it a try?
    That's where the term coyote ugly comes from. However since you just got laid you probably get disqualified from the Darwin award.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beaker View Post
    Seems to be all the rage to chop your own limbs off. Anyone here given it a try?
    I snapped my banjo string years ago - does that count?
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    I was working on my van engine once and a gust of the wind caused the bonnet to slam down on my little finger and latch. It was stuck in a gap about 5mm wide. When somebody finally rescued me, my finger was a quarter of its normal thickess. Oddly, it was back to normal in 10 minutes and I never even had a bruise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    I was working on my van engine once and a gust of the wind caused the bonnet to slam down on my little finger and latch. It was stuck in a gap about 5mm wide. When somebody finally rescued me, my finger was a quarter of its normal thickess. Oddly, it was back to normal in 10 minutes and I never even had a bruise.
    Did you consider cutting it off with your pocketknife?
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    I once caught me wotsit in my flies once, but never had a penknife handy to cut the blighter off. Had to make do with carefully unzipping it.
    Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 million Brits losing the will to live and were still at square one...

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    Emily Hartridge: TV presenter and YouTube star dies in crash - BBC News

    Those electric scooters are a f**king pain. Though perhaps not as bad as scooters that stay at the Heathrow Thistle....

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    Turns out the lad has 3 kids with 2 girls*. Not a candidate for a Darwin award.


    *Probably.
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    Given that you refuse to work for Jews, because you believe that they are only out for themselves and that they see gentiles as just there to be used, WGAS what you think.
    You do me old chum, obviously

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    Churchy says that May Day is a Zionist Occupation Government conspiracy.
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    Only it is somewhat suspicious that this unsubstantiated claim has been made against the object of Alt-Right antisemitic conspiracy lies.

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