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    Default Bumped his wife off...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7128924.stm

    According to the less reticent ITV teletext last night, he bonked her afterwards...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeitghost View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7128924.stm

    According to the less reticent ITV teletext last night, he bonked her afterwards...
    ugggggghhhhhhhhhhh

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    Its almost like that kid is Harry Potter...what with the death dodging and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Its almost like that kid is Harry Potter...what with the death dodging and all.


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    Waste not, want not. If you thaw out the appropriate part with curling tongs each time, then pop them straight back into the freezer, good for six months at least.
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    Necrophilia is not good as you know that sooner or later some rotten coont is going to split on you.
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

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    yuck.

    this thread should have a warning...

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    Hence comments such as

    'Where did you dig her up from'. Or 'Man your girlfriend stinks'

    Dead girls don't say no!

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    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Waste not, want not. If you thaw out the appropriate part with curling tongs each time, then pop them straight back into the freezer, good for six months at least.
    You is one sick puppy Xog, well done.
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    Slight deviation from the necrofest I know, but:
    (it) was a sad fact that marriages broke down and could be acrimonious but that could not give rise to the defence of provocation.
    Is "crime of passion" still a good defence in France?

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