The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Dear BrilloPad,

Beaker failed to answer my question and I need to know maybe you can do better:

Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles?

[BrilloPad]

Hard work being a guru isn't it

I wish I had left it to you! think I will fluff the ask beaker thread.

[BrilloPad]

Beaker, SandyDown needs you.

SandyDown needs a large cup of tea and a piece of stilton. I have sent thse via sasguru.

[BrilloPad]

Dear BrilloPad,

Beaker failed to answer my question and I need to know maybe you can do better:

Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles?

well I'm not suprised he failed to answer! you lot make me depressed! start your own ask thread!

<has a lie down>

right - the old 2b or not 2b question - my mother always said to use a HB. Especially when clearing ear wax.

[BrilloPad]

Actually I was hoping for more questions along the lines of "I have made the au-pair pregnant - what shall I do?".

Come on - lets have some gossip here!

[SueEllen]

Brillopad are you Beaker? Is beaker a real person and can you prove it?

[BrilloPad]

Brillopad are you Beaker? Is beaker a real person and can you prove it?

I am beaker. Well he is Churchill. I am Randyw. And Churchill is Randyw.

He is a real peson (cos I am). And I can prove it as we had s*x last night. s*x with myself. yum.

[r0bly0ns]

Actually I was hoping for more questions along the lines of "I have made the au-pair pregnant - what shall I do?".

Come on - lets have some gossip here!

BrilloPad,

Just over 4 years 9 months ago, I got my wife pregnant. We now have a wonderful 4 year old daughter.

How did that happen???????

[BrilloPad]

BrilloPad,

Just over 4 years 9 months ago, I got my wife pregnant. We now have a wonderful 4 year old daughter.

How did that happen???????

She is wonderful because you are great parents.

The pregnancy thing is something to do with cabbage leaves. After 3 children I ave given up going to the cabbage patch at the end of the garden and no more babies so far.

[wendigo100]

SandyDown needs a large cup of tea and a piece of stilton. I have sent thse via sasguru.

Dear Brillopad,

By coincidence I was in the Talbot pub in Stilton today. Do you want me to bring some Stilton Cheese back for you?

Or will anything with a blue vein do?