FFS! I don't know who's more stupid . . .

[wobbegong]

These two dullards or the idiots targetting them.

[TheFaQQer]

Those two dullards.

"But they don't believe they're being targeted because of their celebrity status or their allegiance to Manchester United." - no, it's because they are so f***ing stupid.

[wobbegong]

They were probably so sick of constantly being mistaken for the real Beckhams, and that they thought "F**k it, people are always calling us David and Victoria, we might as well change our names to them".

[rhubarb]

They were probably so sick of constantly being mistaken for the real Beckhams, and that they thought "F**k it, people are always calling us David and Victoria, we might as well change our names to them".

The likeness IS uncanny.

Rhubarb.

[PAH]

They were probably so sick of constantly being mistaken for the real Beckhams, and that they thought "F**k it, people are always calling us David and Victoria, we might as well change our names to them".

Indeed, shows what a bit of airbrushing in the glossies can achieve.

[TheFaQQer]

The likeness IS uncanny.

Rhubarb.

[BA to the Stars]

Real reason is probably more sinister, just a coincidence that they are dead from the neck upwards

[shaunbhoy]

The saddest aspect is that even if they got together with the real Beckhams and pooled their intellects, they still would not be able to beat the snowball that came through the window at Trivial Pursuit!

[miffy]

Beckingham Palace hey.

This story must have been in OK magazine.

Any readers able to confirm?

[wobbegong]

The saddest aspect is that even if they got together with the real Beckhams and pooled their intellects, they still would not be able to beat the snowball that came through the window at Trivial Pursuit!