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    HMRC Slogan

    This was on contractoruk article about new HMRC Slogan http://www.contractoruk.com/news/003667.html best they could come up with for £1.3mil was 'HMRC Ambition' ffs it took 450 HMRC people 3 meetings to come up with that.

    Anyway I think CUK'ers can come up with a better slogan than that what suggestions do you have ? Nicked off a t-shirt I saw 'HMRC; we arent happy till your unhappy'

    #2
    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    This was on contractoruk article about new HMRC Slogan http://www.contractoruk.com/news/003667.html best they could come up with for £1.3mil was 'HMRC Ambition' ffs it took 450 HMRC people 3 meetings to come up with that.

    Anyway I think CUK'ers can come up with a better slogan than that what suggestions do you have ? Nicked off a t-shirt I saw 'HMRC; we arent happy till your unhappy'
    I think they meant to say:

    HMRC Killing Ambition
    Last edited by bogeyman; 19 February 2008, 16:40. Reason: better slogan

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #3
      HMRC - making tax taxing.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        HMRC - You either loath us or hate us - like Marmite but with a lot less love

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          #5
          Freedom Through Taxation

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            #6
            1.3m. So that is 450 people for 3 meetings and say that meeting lasts all day, that amounts to almost £963 per person mer day.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #7
              Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
              Freedom Through Taxation
              Good one Alf. Besteuerung gibt frei!

              You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                #8
                HMRC -= wanking tossbags?

                Can I claim my £1.3m now?
                "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                  #9
                  HMRC: Because your money is our money.

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                    #10
                    You've all missed the obvious:

                    "HMRC - it's only fair".

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