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    Default HMRC Slogan

    This was on contractoruk article about new HMRC Slogan http://www.contractoruk.com/news/003667.html best they could come up with for £1.3mil was 'HMRC Ambition' ffs it took 450 HMRC people 3 meetings to come up with that.

    Anyway I think CUK'ers can come up with a better slogan than that what suggestions do you have ? Nicked off a t-shirt I saw 'HMRC; we arent happy till your unhappy'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumfluff View Post
    This was on contractoruk article about new HMRC Slogan http://www.contractoruk.com/news/003667.html best they could come up with for £1.3mil was 'HMRC Ambition' ffs it took 450 HMRC people 3 meetings to come up with that.

    Anyway I think CUK'ers can come up with a better slogan than that what suggestions do you have ? Nicked off a t-shirt I saw 'HMRC; we arent happy till your unhappy'
    I think they meant to say:

    HMRC Killing Ambition
    Last edited by bogeyman; 19th February 2008 at 16:40. Reason: better slogan

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    HMRC - You either loath us or hate us - like Marmite but with a lot less love

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    1.3m. So that is 450 people for 3 meetings and say that meeting lasts all day, that amounts to almost £963 per person mer day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Freedom Through Taxation
    Good one Alf. Besteuerung gibt frei!

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    HMRC -= wanking tossbags?

    Can I claim my £1.3m now?
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    You've all missed the obvious:

    "HMRC - it's only fair".

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