This Katie bird is ...

[BrilloPad]

Looks like your imminent IR35 investigation may be a little one-sided then. We'll all be with you in your time of need.

will you visit me in the clink?

I regularly complain she has been accessing my tax return - keep her on her toes. I think in 2002 they sacked 700 HMRC workers for this?

[Spartacus]

Why are you on a contractor board then ??

Probably for the same reason contractors go on a caravan board.

[Bumfluff]

Blimey!

Some anono-person joins the forum with a cute avatar of an 'actual female' and suddenly you all have your tongues dragging in the sawdust on the floor

My God! The power of "Teh Internets" or what?

It's probably some hairy-arsed bloke for Christs sakes

Seeing as someone is actually claiming to use there own picture as there avatar I have changed mine to a recent picture of me.

[Spartacus]

I've always used a real picture of me as my avatar.

[chicane]

Seeing as someone is actually claiming to use there own picture as there avatar I have changed mine to a recent picture of me.

Man, the credit crunch has really hit hard judging by the state on your clothes. Where can we send charitable donations?

[Xenophon]

I've always used a real picture of me as my avatar.

So have I.

Nice dimple by the way.