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    Name: ??????
    Age: ?????????
    Career: ?????????
    Qualifications: ???????
    Lives: ???????????
    He/She says: "???????????????."


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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Name: ??????
    Age: ?????????
    Career: ?????????
    Qualifications: ???????
    Lives: ???????????
    He/She says: "???????????????."


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    Name: Moscow Mule
    Age: 32
    Career: Professional Wrestler
    Qualifications: WWCW Pro School
    Lives: St Petersberg
    He/She says: "I pity the fool who thinks they can outsmart the Mule"
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    He/She says: "I pity the fool who thinks they can outsmart the Mule"
    I like it!

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    Name: Sockpuppet
    Age: 25
    Career: Piss Taking Contractor Bastard
    Qualifications: ******** Loads
    Lives: With Parents
    He/She says: I'm a general ***** who tries to sell this as "straight talking".

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    Name: Bagpuss
    Age: Yes
    Career: Global manager for Spectre organisation (paperclip subsiduary)
    Qualifications: BTEC diploma in anger management, NVQ level 1 First floor telephones,gents ready-made suits,shirts, socks, ties, hats,underwear and shoes...going up
    Lives: Life to the max 1500%
    He/She says: "I only applied because Sir Alan reminded me of Nookie bear"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Name: Bagpuss
    Age: Yes
    Career: Global manager for Spectre organisation (paperclip subsiduary)
    Qualifications: BTEC diploma in anger management, NVQ level 1 First floor telephones,gents ready-made suits,shirts, socks, ties, hats,underwear and shoes...going up
    Lives: Life to the max 1500%
    He/She says: "I only applied because Sir Alan reminded me of Nookie bear"


    Oh Bag-o-pus, you do make me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post


    Oh Bag-o-pus, you do make me laugh.

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    Hey! I tried to write that and the board was so slow I gave up.

    Why are you being everyone else today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Name: ??????
    Age: ?????????
    Career: ?????????
    Qualifications: ???????
    Lives: ???????????
    He/She says: "???????????????."


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    Name: Ardesco
    Age: Older than you would think
    Career: Jack of all trades
    Qualifications: BSc Literature Arts & Geography
    Lives: Reborn every 1000 years
    He/She says: "Vodka will enable me to beat all others into submission"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Name: ??????
    Age: ?????????
    Career: ?????????
    Qualifications: ???????
    Lives: ???????????
    He/She says: "???????????????."


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