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    Default At the risk of sounding like Wilmslow

    I just went to do weekly grocery shopping and took the car I have trouble getting into, anyway, when I got home, getting out of the car my foot got caught and I fell backwards and landed headfirst on the road, just as a twit on a scooter came around the corner he didn't even see me. I think he ran over my hair.

    And I have a crashing headache.

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    I'm sorry but...
    That boy go raaaaaaa
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    <<canned laughter>>


    Sorry Lucy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy View Post
    I just went to do weekly grocery shopping and took the car I have trouble getting into, anyway, when I got home, getting out of the car my foot got caught and I fell backwards and landed headfirst on the road, just as a twit on a scooter came around the corner he didn't even see me. I think he ran over my hair.

    And I have a crashing headache.
    You mean you are not really Wilmslow's dark side?

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    Luuuuccccccyyyyyyyy

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    Sorry Lucy, my sympathies and all but that much have been a funny sight.

    Is it difficult yo get in and out because of your knee? Is it low down? A Porsche?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyEnglish View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrRobin View Post
    Sorry Lucy, my sympathies and all but that much have been a funny sight.

    Is it difficult yo get in and out because of your knee? Is it low down? A Porsche?
    Knee doesn't help, but it's a silly car anyhow, elise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy View Post
    Knee doesn't help, but it's a silly car anyhow, elise
    Ya.. that's pretty low! Not much room for groceries either I'd imagine...

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    I just had a terrible fright. Driving past tescos on me moped when this mad-eyed harpie jumps out at me, backwards. I managed to swerve and avoid her but I nearly dropped me mobile phone.
    Its gonna take me ages to get all that hair out of me tyre-tread.

    bl00dy pedestrians








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