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    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post
    infinite wishes or more than 1 wish not allowed



    me: To be invisable for a day
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    Infinite wealth. Money can buy happiness!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oracleslave View Post
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    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    To borrow Threaded's time machine so I could go back to the exact moment I let the only girl I've ever really loved slip through my fingers.

    I'm going for a lie down.

    No, I'm lying, I'm just down.

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    Its interesting this, because if you made a wish, something highly unusual would happen to a highly unlikely person. Therefore if you want to identify a person who actually has had one of bagpuss's wishes, we have to identify a total t0sser who has held a position of high authority without any obvious talent for it, and making a complete ***** up.

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    time machine seconded..
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    I wish I knew what my one wish would be....

    ...tulip, that's the wish wasted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAH View Post
    To borrow Threaded's time machine so I could go back to the exact moment I let the only girl I've ever really loved slip through my fingers.

    I'm going for a lie down.

    No, I'm lying, I'm just down.
    That sounds more like a regret than a wish, I think we have all had similar regrets. I can't say I would use my wish to be anteing more than a perve, how dare you hijack this frivolous thread with something virtuous
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post
    That sounds more like a regret than a wish, I think we have all had similar regrets.
    Yep. I was asked out by Terry Green's daughter. Said no. What a plonker.

    Still... I'm perfectly happy with MrsRobin (miss robin) now

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