I tried to cross the street in front of Alan Sugar's Rolls Royce yesterday I tried to cross the street in front of Alan Sugar's Rolls Royce yesterday
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    Default I tried to cross the street in front of Alan Sugar's Rolls Royce yesterday

    I tried to cross the street in front of Alan Sugar's Rolls Royce yesterday and I tell you he didn't let me walk in front of his car.

    He was going up a side street past Harrods in London.


    The funny thing is that I later saw his same car parked outside (and I swear on my life) a Kebab shop (with a greasy cafe next to it) just accross from South Kensington tube station. His car registration was 'AMS 1' and it only just clicked after the event. (and yes even posh South Ken has greasy cafes but not many).

    The rear passenger windows had tinted glass which I can't remember from the series. I guess its his revenge for me posting those rather rude remarks regarding his show.

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    If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chugnut View Post
    If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chugnut View Post
    If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".
    And if you were killed, he might say "you're pyred"

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliquant View Post
    His car registration was 'AMS 1' and it only just clicked after the event.
    That begs a paintbrush and adding an H and a T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sysman View Post
    That begs a paintbrush and adding an H and a T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sysman View Post
    That begs a paintbrush and adding an H and a T.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chugnut View Post
    If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".
    Given it happened outside Harrods, maybe he was aiming for an "You're Fayed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Given it happened outside Harrods, maybe he was aiming for an "You're Fayed"
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