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    Default Mortgage blues

    I been laid off from the City
    My Porsche service is due
    My kids all need
    Brand new designer shoes

    So I went to the bank
    To see what they could do
    They said son - looks like the Credit Crunch
    Got-a hold on you

    [Chorus:]
    Money's too tight to mention
    I can't get a mortgage for my ex-ten-sion
    Money's too tight to mention

    I went to my brother
    To see what he could do -
    He said bro-ther like to help you
    But I'm unable to
    So I called on my fa-ther fa-ther
    Oh my fa-ther
    He said

    [Chorus:]
    Money's too tight to mention
    Oh mo-ney mo-ney mo-ney mon-ey
    Mo-ney's too tight to mention
    I can't even use a Buy-to-Let for my pension

    We talk a-bout sub prime
    Oh lord down in the US
    They're passing all kinds - of bills
    From down cap-it-ol hill - (we've tried them)

    [Chorus:]
    Money's too tight to mention
    [spoken] cut-back!
    Mo-ney mo-ney mo-ney mon-ey
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
    We're talk-in' 'bout the dollar bill
    Now what are we all to do
    When the bailiffs got a hold on you?
    Mo-ney's too tight to mention
    Oh mon-ey mon-ey mon-ey mon-ey
    Mo-ney's too tight to mention
    A-mero - mon-ey oh yeah
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey:..
    I was miserable and depressed, but CUK turned it all around. Now I'm depressed and miserable.

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    I have a disturbing image of you at your pc at home in swindon with 5 rightmove web pages open humming this to yourself as you contemplate whether to buy 2 or 3 flats in Middlesborough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oracleslave View Post
    I have a disturbing image of you at your pc at home in swindon with 5 rightmove web pages open humming this to yourself as you contemplate whether to buy 2 or 3 flats in Middlesborough.
    Is my webcam on again?

    I was miserable and depressed, but CUK turned it all around. Now I'm depressed and miserable.

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    I had a great big mortgage
    but didn't use my nouse
    couldn't make the payments
    now theyv'e took my fkin house




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    Great song DP. Fantastic doom posting...

    however

    house prices to rise
    I'm alright Jack

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlasterBates View Post
    Great song DP. Fantastic doom posting...

    however

    house prices to rise
    Boomed!

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    I just had me BTL valued in Glasgae, way higher than I expected, now the LTV is 40%

    http://www.gspc.co.uk/news/article/s...ational-trend/

    Credit crunch? Not here mate...

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    What credit crunch? First Plus will always lend


    http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/credit-...4&in_page_id=9
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