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    On yer bikes lads and pick that fruit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnysan View Post
    On yer bikes lads and pick that fruit.


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    Good old Normo Tebs, he'd have this country's layabouts and scroungers whipped into shape.

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    Tightening of immigration laws means farmers face losing 50,000 tonnes of fruit
    That's Sir Elton John out of the equation then...
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    Tightening of immigration laws means farmers face losing 50,000 tonnes of fruit


    Piss poor wages.
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    I predict that in 3 years time fruit pickers will get paid more than J2EE architects.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnysan View Post
    I predict that in 3 years time fruit pickers will get paid more than J2EE architects.

    Fairness at last

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    DA will soon be advertising for fruit pickers, excellent rates. There may be more margin in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnysan View Post
    I predict that in 3 years time fruit pickers will get paid more than J2EE architects.
    I think it's more likely that there will be some cutbacks and slip ups in the Immigration and Nationality Agency (or whatever it's called this week) and - hey presto! problem solved. No government could afford the political consequences of suggesting that farmers and supermarkets might be forced to pay decent wages.

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    Interesting assignments with this perk laden opportunity to work fro one of the countries biggest fruitgrowers.

    Your work will be used by all the biggest supermarkets in Britain.

    Flexible hours, training given as well as perks like a 15 minute tea break and Mars Bars in the canteen.

    First come first serve but dont wait. Agency work at minimum wage does not hang around for long.

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