Wow

[Board Game Geek]

Tomorrow I shall come right out with it.

I've decided to ask Maria to marry me.

I have prepared a speech, which is traditional, and I thought I'd run it past my fellow contractors.

"Dear Maria,

There comes a time in every man's life when a pot noodle and a wink can no longer satisfy his carnal urge, his primal craving, his loin-throbbing desire.

I've lost count of the times I have thought of you as I lay in my bed, as I furiously self-abused myself whilst imagining you lay beside me.

I was just wondering if we could make this an "official" arrangement ?

I feel I have a lot of experience to offer you, and I think we would make a great couple, just like Bonnie and Clyde, but without the guns, Amercian accents and bank robberies, obviously.

Even if your parents don't agree, we can elope and live on a island somewhere. That would be really exciting, don't you think ?

So please Maria, marry me, and we can do great stuff."

So, what do you folks think ? I dropped the bit about the yaks, and the knitting needles of course, since I don't want to scare her right from the start.

If it all looks good, then I'll hit her with it tomorrow.

[NickFitz]

That sir, is genius

Thank you, kind sirs

That can only come from a lvl 70 T4/S3 geared uberganker.

Can I join your guild?

(I have a flying mount)

[blacjac]

NickFitz is awarded +50 Wilmslow saddo points.
NiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickFitz

[DiscoStu]

I was filling out a form today, but I made a mistake and needed some Tippex. I went to the stationery cupboard to get a bottle, but there were no Tippex signing out forms left. Not wanting to get into trouble I didn't take one, but now I have a dilemma.

Should I risk taking the Tippex without filling out the appropriate signing out form, or should I submit this other form with crossings out on it?

[BrilloPad]

ClientCo are due for their SOX paperclip audit next week...