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    Other Forums are just the same as here

    Some sound advice on this thread

    http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing...p?h=0&t=545183


    and it's been making me laugh all morning

    Edit: you may not want to read it in full if you are likely to get offended by 'Bloke' talk
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

    #2
    Originally posted by Bear View Post

    Edit: you may not want to read it in full if you are likely to get offended by 'Bloke' talk
    "Porridge Gun"


    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      "just ride her and if she twitches ride her again, just knock her pastie in and tell the boys on here"

      Sounds like sound advice to me

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        #4
        Too funny!!!
        Originally posted by PaulPT7
        Wondered if that was playing the jealousy card?
        WTF?

        There's a jealousy card?.

        Oh flipin hell.

        When did that come out?

        I've got a race card, a disability card and a gay card. I even got hold of a black disabled lesbian card and they are sooo rare.

        I thought I had a full set.
        and

        Originally posted by PaulPT7
        Right, she's just emailed me asking what my boss said to me about this situation. What should I say?
        Change the topic, ask her if she has ever been fisted.
        The "Fit" hits the "Shan"

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          #5
          Donkey Punch. She sounds like the sort.
          "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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            #6
            Can we have some of their smilies?
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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