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    As it's my first time in Amsterdam and not too far from my hotel I ventured out into the red light district last night to see what all the fuss was about.

    Got chatting to a bloke from Scunthorpe (when he revealed this I really should have just moved on) who seemed friendly enough. Took him about 4 min to mention that he'd more than window-shopped on 2 occasions already that evening but was 10 euro short of a 3rd go and could I help him out.

    So I told to f**k off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oracleslave View Post
    So I told to f**k off!

    Seriously.
    Why? You didn't even know him

    PS How's the new gig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oracleslave View Post
    As it's my first time in Amsterdam and not too far from my hotel I ventured out into the red light district last night to see what all the fuss was about.

    Got chatting to a bloke from Scunthorpe (when he revealed this I really should have just moved on) who seemed friendly enough. Took him about 4 min to mention that he'd more than window-shopped on 2 occasions already that evening but was 10 euro short of a 3rd go and could I help him out.

    So I told to f**k off!

    Seriously.
    That's the trouble with Amsterdam - it's full of "do as you likies" from tulip-holes in the UK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oracleslave View Post
    As it's my first time in Amsterdam and not too far from my hotel I ventured out into the red light district last night to see what all the fuss was about.
    Procure myself a shag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post

    PS How's the new gig?
    Enjoying it for now thanks. A change is as good as a holiday and all that. I am sure my initial positivity will quickly be replaced with cynicism and boredom though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oracleslave View Post
    he'd more than window-shopped on 2 occasions already that evening but was 10 euro short of a 3rd go and could I help him out.

    So I told to f**k off!
    You should've told him you hadn't even had one go yet and were 20 euro short. He might have helped you out.

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    perhaps you could've both saved some money and "helped each other out", lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by oracleslave View Post
    Enjoying it for now thanks. A change is as good as a holiday and all that. I am sure my initial positivity will quickly be replaced with cynicism and boredom though.

    Boredom?

    In Amsterdam?

    Was there this weekend, get yourself down to the Dampkring!

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    As it's my first time in Amsterdam and not too far from my hotel I ventured out into the red light district last night
    So! How much did you earn then ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Money Money View Post
    Boredom?

    In Amsterdam?
    At work genius.

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