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    Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
    Best one so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
    The version I tried 3 months into married life was to say:

    "Your sister likes it this way too."

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeitghost View Post
    Even better is "You mum really likes this"...
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    Or even better, "your Dad likes it like this".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.


    I'll give it a go tonight and report back

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