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    There seem to be plenty on CUK (i'm not immune ). Have your say here. Tell us why Quantum Physics is a load of bollux and why String theory is a pile of crap.

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    You start by telling me, you're the guru FFS!
    Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 million Brits losing the will to live and were still at square one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    There seem to be plenty on CUK (i'm not immune ). Have your say here. Tell us why Quantum Physics is a load of bollux and why String theory is a pile of crap.
    1. Quantum Physics is a load of Bolux cos I once went by Quantum air; and I can confirm that they really do fly.
    2. String Theory is a load of crap coz I never ever find a pice of string in my pockets when I empty them out. (furry sweets an stuff yes)
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    Quantum Physics can never determine what state it's in so there can never be a consensus

    String Theory implies that it's all connected, innit, so why can't we teleport, read minds and predetermine the future to an accurate level?

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    Quantum physics is all bollox. It's just a load of scientists who've figured out they can get paid for doing sod all cos if anyone asks to see some ersults they can just say "Sorry mate, it's too small to see."

    String theory is all bollox cos there is no way string can hold the universe together. Duct Tape possibly. String? No chance.
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    Big Bang? Big B**lox more like.
    Let me explain this theory:
    "Everything that ever was or will be was scrunched up into a little ball smaller than anything that ever was and we don't know what it was or where it was from or nothin' but some people say it was God
    Then it blew-up and it created everything."
    Yeh, right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    There seem to be plenty on CUK (i'm not immune ). Have your say here. Tell us why Quantum Physics is a load of bollux and why String theory is a pile of crap.
    If this forum is the known unverse, do you only exist if I read your post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace00 View Post
    Big Bang? Big B**lox more like.
    Let me explain this theory:
    "Everything that ever was or will be was scrunched up into a little ball smaller than anything that ever was and we don't know what it was or where it was from or nothin' but some people say it was God
    Then it blew-up and it created everything."
    Yeh, right.
    I was always taught that you can't compress a liquid so how the feck are we supposed to believe that a near infinite number of galaxies were compressed to an infinitesimal pinhead???

    God sounds more plausible.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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