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    Lots of people boast about it, but has anyone on here actually ever given a doggy a BJ ?


    No, I didnt think so






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    no, but i have given the dog a bone.

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    There is something in the news today about dogs being poisoned by grapes. They aren't well equipped to deal with chocolate either I gather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post
    There is something in the news today about dogs being poisoned by grapes. They aren't well equipped to deal with chocolate either I gather.
    The best way to kill a moggy is by feeding it celery
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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    The best way to kill a moggy is by feeding it celery
    The best way?

    Surely a shotgun would be "bestest"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    The best way to kill a moggy is by feeding it celery
    I thought celery was poisenous to humans too Or at least tastes like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    The best way?

    Surely a shotgun would be "bestest"!
    oops. 'What I meant was celery is bad for cats.' I was having a debate with a vegetarian recently about poisons in meat and I couldnt get him to accept that nearly all veggie material is poisonous in some way to something.





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    Quote Originally Posted by zeitghost View Post
    How do you get a cat to eat celery?

    I can barely get mine to eat chicken & fish...
    well I havn't developed my plan that far yet. We have four cats though so I will pick some Iris's up for the missus on the way home and let you know what happens tomorrow.





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    If you don't like cats, here's a plant list to help you stay "cat free".

    Aloe Vera
    Asparagus Fern
    Apple (seeds)
    Apricot (pits)
    Avacado (fruit and pit)
    Azalea
    Baby´s breath
    Baneberry
    Bird of Paradise
    Branching Ivy
    Boxwood
    Buttercup
    Caladium
    Calla Lily
    Christmas Rose
    Chrysanthemum
    Croton
    Crown of Thorns
    Daffodil
    Dieffenbachia
    Dumb Cane
    Easter Lily
    Eggplant
    Elderberry
    Elephant Ear
    Emerald Feather
    English Holly
    English Ivy
    Eucalyptus
    Ferns
    Fiddle-leaf fig
    Flax
    Foxglove
    Geranium
    German Ivy
    Heartland Philodendron
    Hemlock
    Holly
    Honeysuckle
    Hyacinth
    Hydrangea
    Iris
    Iris Ivy
    Japanese Show Lily
    Jessamine
    Jerusalem Cherry
    Kalanchoe
    Lily
    Lily Spider
    Lily of the Valley
    Locoweed
    Marble Queen
    Marigold
    Marijuana
    Miniature Croton
    Mistletoe
    Morning Glory
    Mushrooms
    Narcissus
    Needlepoint Ivy
    Nephthytis
    Nightshade
    Onion
    Oriental Lily
    Peace Lily
    Peach (pits and leaves)
    Peony
    Periwinkle
    Philodendron
    Poinsettia
    Poison Hemlock
    Poison Ivy
    Poison Oak
    Poppy
    Potato
    Pothos
    Primrose
    Red Princess
    Rhododendron
    Rhubarb
    Rosemary pea
    Rubber plant
    Saddle Leaf Philodendron
    Sago Palm
    Schefflera
    Sweetheart Ivy
    Sweetpea
    Sprengeri Fern
    Swiss Cheese Plant
    Tansy Mustard
    Tiger Lily
    Tobacco
    Tomato (green fruit, stem and leaves)
    Tulip
    Umbrella Tree
    Virginia Creeper
    Water Hemlock
    Weeping Fig
    Wisteria
    Yews
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeitghost View Post
    It's a particularly unpleasant way for the cat to go...
    Buy 2 lots of iris'

    What happens? Does it turn itself inside out?

    Would it stop cats from crapping in your garden?

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