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    There is nothing suspicous about the death
    mmmm - he had his head chopped off with a chainsaw

    I am not sure you could do that yourself - you may be able to start - but would you not stop half way through??

    I suppose you could set it up so you run at it and your momentum finished the job

    any other ideas on how you could do this?

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    He was also found to have stabbed himself 15 times in the back, 3 times post mortem.
    Police stated that it was the worst suicide on record.

    Police are still investigating the case of a woman who raped herself before committing suicide by tying herself up and hammering twenty X six inch nails into her head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    mmmm - he had his head chopped off with a chainsaw

    I am not sure you could do that yourself - you may be able to start - but would you not stop half way through??

    I suppose you could set it up so you run at it and your momentum finished the job

    any other ideas on how you could do this?
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    A man who was found with his head decapitated by a chainsaw was fighting to stay in a block of 70 flats in Hampshire cleared for redevelopment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diver View Post
    He was also found to have stabbed himself 15 times in the back, 3 times post mortem.
    Police stated that it was the worst suicide on record.

    Police are still investigating the case of a woman who raped herself before committing suicide by tying herself up and hammering twenty six inch nails into her head.
    Wow that's some long nails!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravello View Post
    Wow that's some long nails!
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    So some bloke is holding up development of a multi-million £££ housing development and he is suddenly found to have cut his own head off with a chainsaw.

    Yeah, that's what happened officer.


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    His name wasn't Heath Robinson was it?
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    What a waste of petrol
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