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    What can I get my Dad for his birthday?

    He's 64, just retired, wont ever let me spend a lot (so around the £50 mark), doesn't play golf or do anything on his own like that.

    Loves a drink, loves a gamble, but can't afford much of it these days, loves sitting in the garden in his hammock....

    His ideal prezzie would probably be a very nice bottle of wine and a cheese platter or something....but I need to be able to give him his prezzie in a pub on Saturday, so wine's a bit heavy for that.

    Hmmmm....any ideas?

    (I'd like slightly better ideas than the ones yous gave me for nibbles last week, if that's possible please!)
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    A tart for the night. El Duder can recommend a few.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ollie View Post
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    How about a beard trimmer with a vacuum attachment to suck up the bits of beard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Is that an inflatable dole office which recreates the claiming experience?


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