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    http://www.contractoruk.com/news/003978.html

    More breaking news: Bears have been found to poo in the woods
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    The chocolate teapot idea was quality!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post
    http://www.contractoruk.com/news/003978.html

    More breaking news: Bears have been found to poo in the woods
    EXCEPT FOR...

    DENISE CURTIS, 39, IT CONSULTANT, DERBYSHIRE

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7631900.stm

    <--- Denise

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogeyman View Post
    EXCEPT FOR...

    DENISE CURTIS, 39, IT CONSULTANT, DERBYSHIRE

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7631900.stm

    <--- Denise
    I think they probably missed the "UNEMPLOYED" bit out, and also the fact that she is in her final year at uni as a mature student after a failed career as a social worker. This IS the BBC remember?
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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    I could not believe that there were 1.6% still willing to vote labour.
    Then again, it is the same old truth. Pin a red rosette to it and they will vote for a monkey.
    Same is true of the Tories too as long as its blue.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogeyman View Post
    EXCEPT FOR...

    DENISE CURTIS, 39, IT CONSULTANT, DERBYSHIRE

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7631900.stm

    <--- Denise
    Wimmin eh? - anyone work with her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    I could not believe that there were 1.6% still willing to vote labour.
    Then again, it is the same old truth. Pin a red rosette to it and they will vote for a monkey.
    Same is true of the Tories too as long as its blue.
    I'd vote for a blue monkey over Gordon Brown any day of the week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    I'd vote for a blue monkey over Gordon Brown any day of the week.
    Odd that you are such a vehement supporter of one of his flagship policies then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogeyman View Post
    EXCEPT FOR...

    DENISE CURTIS, 39, IT CONSULTANT, DERBYSHIRE

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7631900.stm

    <--- Denise
    I think she's actually a management consultant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    I'd vote for a blue monkey over Gordon Brown any day of the week.
    I'd rather have blue bottle flies covering my body than have anything to do with the snot goblin.

    He is in the US today to sort out the global financial problems - expect the market to crash.

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