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    Local news: Brooklyn Edition

    77-year-old Brooklyn lawyer owes tens of thousands of dollars in back taxes for wrongly deducting more than $300,000 in prostitutes, porn, sex toys and erotic massages, a state tax judge ruled yesterday. The ruling came despite the meticulous efforts of Halby - a tax lawyer - to prove the deductions were reasonable medical expenses in his effort to fight depression and erectile dysfunction brought on by age.

    "I was depressed," Halby, who's divorced, semi-retired and living alone in a Bay Ridge apartment, told The Post yesterday. "I live a solitary life. I have no social life. I needed that release."

    Halby said he found his "sex surrogates" - preferably brunettes - through ads in The Village Voice and sometimes visited them several times a week. "Over the years, I've been with dozens of girls for full-body massage with . . . happy ending," he said.
    Link: NY Post - KINKY BID TO BE TAX XXX-EMPT ATT'Y HOOKER THERAPY KO'D
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Yeah but was it oil or powder?

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #3
      Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
      Yeah but was it oil or powder?

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        #4
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...il-powder.html

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #5
          Good lad

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