I fancy a pint, but ...

[HairyArsedBloke]

1) It's a school night
2) No really allowed too many per week (doc's orders)
3) I'm supposed to be here until 9pm.
4) I'm going out Friday too (conflict with item 2).

[cailin maith]

One pint won't kill you.....

signed

Dr Cailin Maith

[Bagpuss]

"Doctors orders" are you one of those bat fastards we see everywhere these days?

[BrilloPad]

1) It's a school night
2) No really allowed too many per week (doc's orders)
3) I'm supposed to be here until 9pm.
4) I'm going out Friday too (conflict with item 2).

You have to go to school tomorrow? Are you andyw?

[HairyArsedBloke]

"Doctors orders" are you one of those bat fastards we see everywhere these days?

Yes.

You have to go to school tomorrow? Are you andyw?

No.

One pint won't kill you.....

signed

Dr Cailin Maith

Thanks. If I could only stop at one....

[BrilloPad]

Have a reefer instead?

[basshead]

Or some crack?

[Bagpuss]

There is no excuse to be fat unless say you had no legs.

[Diestl]

Eat an apple instead, like a pint of solid cider.

[cailin maith]

Eat an apple instead, like a pint of solid cider.

Even I wouldn't fall for that one