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    1) It's a school night
    2) No really allowed too many per week (doc's orders)
    3) I'm supposed to be here until 9pm.
    4) I'm going out Friday too (conflict with item 2).

    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    One pint won't kill you.....

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    "Doctors orders" are you one of those bat fastards we see everywhere these days?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    1) It's a school night
    2) No really allowed too many per week (doc's orders)
    3) I'm supposed to be here until 9pm.
    4) I'm going out Friday too (conflict with item 2).

    You have to go to school tomorrow? Are you andyw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post
    "Doctors orders" are you one of those bat fastards we see everywhere these days?
    Yes.

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    You have to go to school tomorrow? Are you andyw?
    No.

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    One pint won't kill you.....

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    Have a reefer instead?

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    Or some crack?

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    There is no excuse to be fat unless say you had no legs.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Eat an apple instead, like a pint of solid cider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diestl View Post
    Eat an apple instead, like a pint of solid cider.
    Even I wouldn't fall for that one
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