Kissed my first pay cheque. Does that make me evil? Kissed my first pay cheque. Does that make me evil?
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    Default Kissed my first pay cheque. Does that make me evil?

    A few years ago when I received my first pay cheque as a "high earning" contractor I kissed it before taking it to the bank. Kissed it saying "thank you for admitting me into the world of high earning contracting".

    It was only £540(for the week).

    They say that the "love" of money is the source of all evil. Does this mean I am evil? Anyone else "made love" with money?

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    No it means you will be jilted throughout 2009 ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Anyone else "made love" with money?
    No, but a few have "made love" to those who "make love" for money if that counts?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post
    No, but a few have "made love" to those who "make love" for money if that counts?
    Women?

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    have made love on money before..

    it was Laos kip, about 1,500,000 ish (around £100)..

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    One time I was so excited at being a rich contractor that I put £50 down me undies. Just to have sex with it.


    Those 50 pound coins certainly added a bit of 'swing' to my step.





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    I kissed a cheque to pay off my mortgage. twice in fact. will I get to do it for a 3rd time?

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