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    Oh Dear, what can the matter be ...

    Johnny Frenchman get his arm stuck in the lavatory

    BBC: Man's arm trapped in train toilet
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Johnny Frenchman get his arm stuck in the lavatory

    BBC: Man's arm trapped in train toilet

    surely that should be Jeanny Frenchman?
    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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      #3
      He had been feeling pretty flush with his new phone, though in fact it was a crap model.

      (Jokes round here are going down the pan.)





      IGMC
      Cats are evil.

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        #4
        if he let go of his phone he would have been able to slip his arm out
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          He would have given his right arm to have that phone again, though he did think it was just taking the piss.
          Cats are evil.

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            #6
            hello!!!! I'm On The Train Having A Dump, Yeah It's Crap
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              I wonder, did the loo smell better before or after having a Frenchmans arm down it?

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                #8
                Lucky the train didn't stop at Waterloo.
                Cats are evil.

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