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    Default Bored, Bored, bored

    Been given notice on my Service Management contract in the City due to something about the "economy being bad" (first I have heard of it)

    Any how I now finish on Monday months earlier than bank manager and the missus had planned!!!!

    Any ideas on how I can pass the day, look busy to please my tw*t of an employer and shorten the days.......

    Please dont mention pot noodles, winks or anything that might bring the law knocking at my door!

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    Errrrrr..... isn't this being discussed elsewhere....?

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    Default Not on the bench

    At work,......

    Not what I can do whilst at home

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    'There's no longer a position for you...' -




    Here we go again, it's Monday at last,

    He's heading for the Waterloo line.

    To catch the 8am fast, its usually dead on time,

    Hope it isn't late, got to be there by nine.


    Pin stripe suit, clean shirt and tie,

    Stops off at the corner shop, to buy The Times

    'Good Morning Smithers-Jones'

    'How's the wife and home?'

    'Did you get the car you've been looking for?'



    Let me get inside, let me take control of you,

    We could have some good times,

    All this worry will get you down,

    I'll give you a new meaning to life - I don't think so.
    \

    Sitting on the train, you're nearly there

    You're a part of the production line,

    You're the same as him, you're like tin-sardines,

    Get out of the pack, before they peel you back.


    Arrive at the office, spot on time,

    The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine.

    'Good Morning Smithers-Jones',

    'The boss wants to see you alone'.

    'I hope its the promotion you've been looking for'



    'Come in Smithers old boy'

    'Take a seat, take the weight off your feet'.

    'I've some news to tell you'

    'There's no longer a position for you' -


    'Sorry Smithers-Jones'.

    Put on the kettle to make some tea

    It's all a part of feeling groovy

    Put on your slippers turn on the TV

    It's all a part of feeling groovy

    It's time to relax now you've worked your arse off

    But the only one smilin' is the sun tanned boss

    Work and work and work and work til you die

    Cause there's plenty more fish in the sea to fry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusoe101 View Post
    Any ideas on how I can pass the day, look busy to please my tw*t of an employer and shorten the days.......

    Walk around every building holding a very important piece of paper.

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    read CUK but click randomly on the white parts of the screen so it sounds like your busy..

    (not that i do that, im always busy.. )

    oh and try not to laugh out loud too much
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