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    Spooks
    - by Sandra Liatsos

    There's a goblin at my window,
    A monster by my door.
    The pumpkin at my table
    Keeps on smiling more and more.
    There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
    A witch whose face is green.
    They used to be my family,
    Till they dressed for Halloween.




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    "I aint 'fraid of no ghost"

    Ray Parker Jnr 1984
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Spooks
    - by Sandra Liatsos

    There's a goblin at my window,
    A monster by my door.
    The pumpkin at my table
    Keeps on smiling more and more.
    There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
    A witch whose face is green.
    They used to be my family,
    Till they dressed for Halloween.
    Or as aussielong would say, "There's a goblin at my crotch"
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruprect View Post
    Or as aussielong would say, "There's a goblin at my crotch"
    now you got me going

    Spooky spook
    by Eternal Optimist

    There's a goblin at my crotch,
    She's a 40 year old whore,
    Moondust on my table
    Keeps calling more and more
    Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
    My stash of hash is clean
    I think I hear a siren
    It's time to split the scene




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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    now you got me going

    Spooky spook
    by Eternal Optimist

    There's a goblin at my crotch,
    She's a 40 year old whore,
    Moondust on my table
    Keeps calling more and more
    Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
    My stash of hash is clean
    I think I hear a siren
    It's time to split the scene

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    now you got me going

    Spooky spook
    by Eternal Optimist

    There's a goblin at my crotch,
    She's a 40 year old whore,
    Moondust on my table
    Keeps calling more and more
    Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
    My stash of hash is clean
    I think I hear a siren
    It's time to split the scene




    I'm running low on porno
    I might pop out for more
    and if I still feel horny
    maybe another whore

    I know just where to find them
    They're by the local spar
    I skin up in the car park
    whilst they blow me in my car

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    I didn't know you were all so creative! Bravo!
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    I'm running low on porno
    I might pop out for more
    and if I still feel horny
    maybe another whore

    I know just where to find them
    They're by the local spar
    I skin up in the car park
    whilst they blow me in my car



    *tips the hat*


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    You all think I'm sordid
    or a seedy little man
    cos I like to pick up street whores
    at every chance I can
    I like them a bit older
    when they really need the cash
    I sit there whilst the blow me
    just toking on my hash

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    Default Goblin Girls from the Ecstacy World

    The Goblin Girl From The Ecstacy World : Frank Zappa


    On Halloween night
    At de costume ball


    Hob-noblin
    With de goblin

    She's black 'n green
    Cause it's Halloween
    Raggedy black

    Is the way she dress
    Little green shoes
    'N her hairs a mess


    She's a Goblin Girl
    An' she can gobble it all

    She's a goblin

    She's a Goblin Girl

    She's a goblin

    She's a Goblin Girl

    I been hobblin'
    'Cause of the Goblin

    Goblin Girl. . .

    Goblin Girl
    Some girls like
    To dress like a witch

    Some girls like to dress like a queen
    Best way a girl

    Can dress for me
    Is in a Goblin suit

    (They look so cute...)

    When they're a goblin
    There ain't a problin

    When they're a goblin
    I start a-wobblin'

    Pink all over
    Some is tan

    Goblin Girls
    From every land
    They look good

    From any which-a-way

    Every Halloween

    You can hear me say:

    "Goblin Girl, take it away. . ''
    Hob-noblin
    Wit de goblin
    De Goblin Girl

    From da mystery world

    (TRICK OR TREAT NOW. . .)

    Talkin' 'bout the bad girls

    All the Goblin Girls

    Talkin' 'bout the bad, bad girls

    The little Goblin Girls
    Some are called Doreen
    Some are dressed in green

    They're tricking your treat
    But they're bad girls
    They're very bad girls

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