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    Will there ever be a better invention?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMark View Post
    Will there ever be a better invention?
    lap dancing bars combine drinks with 3D porn that moves
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMark View Post
    Will there ever be a better invention?
    someone famous said that.

    you got me going now mrMark, go on, who was it ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    someone famous said that.

    you got me going now mrMark, go on, who was it ?



    So far as I know it was me around 5 minutes ago.
    I'm sure it's been said before by someone like Harry Hill or that bloke out of the Pogues. Or Shakespear maybe?

    Or one of many Chancellors of the Exchequer

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMark View Post
    So far as I know it was me around 5 minutes ago.
    I'm sure it's been said before by someone like Harry Hill or that bloke out of the Pogues. Or Shakespear maybe?

    Or one of many Chancellors of the Exchequer
    just googlied it

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMark View Post
    Will there ever be a better invention?
    I grew up in one - so i always feel at home there

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMark View Post
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    An AA meeting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMark View Post
    Will there ever be a better invention?
    Let's hope so, and soon, at the rate they're closing down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMark View Post
    Will there ever be a better invention?
    Of course. The offy and a bunch of mates.
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