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    Will there ever be a better invention?
    Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

    #2
    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    Will there ever be a better invention?
    lap dancing bars combine drinks with 3D porn that moves
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by MrMark View Post
      Will there ever be a better invention?
      someone famous said that.

      you got me going now mrMark, go on, who was it ?



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      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        The telly is the winner.

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          someone famous said that.

          you got me going now mrMark, go on, who was it ?



          So far as I know it was me around 5 minutes ago.
          I'm sure it's been said before by someone like Harry Hill or that bloke out of the Pogues. Or Shakespear maybe?

          Or one of many Chancellors of the Exchequer
          Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrMark View Post
            So far as I know it was me around 5 minutes ago.
            I'm sure it's been said before by someone like Harry Hill or that bloke out of the Pogues. Or Shakespear maybe?

            Or one of many Chancellors of the Exchequer
            just googlied it

            There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
            Samuel Johnson


            you are in top company mrMark




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              #7
              Originally posted by MrMark View Post
              Will there ever be a better invention?
              I grew up in one - so i always feel at home there
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMark View Post
                Will there ever be a better invention?
                An AA meeting.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrMark View Post
                  Will there ever be a better invention?
                  Let's hope so, and soon, at the rate they're closing down.
                  Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                  Feist - I Feel It All
                  Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
                    Will there ever be a better invention?
                    Of course. The offy and a bunch of mates.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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