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    My waistline, since I gave up smoking

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    Default It's not too bad....

    if you quit last year

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    Quote Originally Posted by expat View Post
    My waistline, since I gave up smoking
    At this rate you won't be able to get out of the door to have a cig
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    If this trend continues you will become super-massive and gravity will cause you to implode becoming a black hole by year 2125. Have you contacted Al Gore to publicise this fact?
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    You’ll put on weight regardless, I’ve heard it said that men put on a stone at around 30 and another by 40, I’m right on track.
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    Quote Originally Posted by expat View Post
    My waistline, since I gave up smoking
    That's about the speed the Mid-Atlantic ridge is opening. So if you lived for a few million years, your waist would be as wide as the Atlantic ocean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerjedi View Post
    You’ll put on weight regardless, I’ve heard it said that men put on a stone at around 30 and another by 40, I’m right on track.
    At almost 38 I weigh less than when I was 19.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post
    At almost 38 I weigh less than when I was 19.
    Yes, but you did have your legs amputated in 1993.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post
    At almost 38 I weigh less than when I was 19.
    That's because you wink away your calories when watching Jeremy Kyle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Yes, but you did have your legs amputated in 1993.

    Damn! foiled again!
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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