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    #51
    Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
    Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!
    I salute you Sir
    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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      #52
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Not sure why contractors should be higher than average.
      Working away from home might put a strain on things? Although it might also help some marriages!
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #53
        Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
        Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!
        Heroic! It's your world, we just live in it.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #54
          Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
          Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!
          Glad to hear it. You can borrow mine next time they want to go shopping.

          That 24 hour opening's a real bastard isn't it.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #55
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Working away from home might put a strain on things? Although it might also help some marriages!
            sad to say i think it actually helps mine, i'm actually being encouraged to find contracts away
            Coffee's for closers

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              #56
              Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
              I salute you Sir
              Washing
              Ironing
              Fu**ing
              Etc

              Anything else is just softening them up.
              "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

              On them! On them! They fail!

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                #57
                Well I'm confused. The kids are gone, your wife has been harbouring a deep-seated resentment from something you did last century* and is unlikely to get over it any time soon...

                I can only assume you stayed for the kids. Give her half, take whats left and get out there and experience life without guilt. You'll never look back.

                Go on, off you go.

                * if she hasn't worked out that the only reason you slept with her best friend is because you were missing her and her friend reminded you of her, by now, then theres no hope.

                Women - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em

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                  #58
                  Ahhh shopping. Hate it with a passion.

                  Shopping is not a leisure pursuit or a ***** hobby.

                  What I hate is those "visitor's" gift shops you find whenever you go somewhere to visit.

                  Whatever is bought is either never used, or used once or twice and ends up in the basement.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
                    Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

                    Did you get the rewards in the bedroom?

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