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What skills could you bring to a "Survivors" scenario?

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    What skills could you bring to a "Survivors" scenario?

    I once worked in a supermarket butchery department, so I'd know how to cut up pork chops. I don't know how easy/hard it is to kill a pig (or lamb) though.
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    #2
    i'm pretty sure i can gut, skin and clean any animal
    As for killing them... my survival is more important than theirs

    catching the little bastards is a different matter though!
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      I could do a nice online web system for your meat trading business

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        #4
        Originally posted by MrMark View Post
        I once worked in a supermarket butchery department, so I'd know how to cut up pork chops. I don't know how easy/hard it is to kill a pig (or lamb) though.
        killing lambs or sheep is easy enough, provided you have the right equipment. A stout pair of wellies and a blue-vein-thrombosis should just about do it, just sh@g the buggers to death.
        I know that there is at least one person who posts here who is an expert, although its best to tread carefully as he can be a touch irritable



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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          killing lambs or sheep is easy enough, provided you have the right equipment. A stout pair of wellies and a blue-vein-thrombosis should just about do it, just sh@g the buggers to death.
          I know that there is at least one person who posts here who is an expert, although its best to tread carefully as he can be a touch irritable



          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            I could burn a lot of toast
            Bazza gets caught
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              #7
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              I could burn a lot of toast
              all tribes need

              a chief
              a hunter
              a gatherer
              a shaman
              an axeman
              a spearman
              a fisherman
              a dominatrix with baby oil and a whip

              nowhere, nowhere
              in the tribes manual, does it say anything about a nun




              Last edited by EternalOptimist; 25 November 2008, 20:21.
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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                all tribes need

                a chief
                a hunter
                a gatherer
                a shaman
                an axeman
                a spearman
                a fisherman


                nowhere, nowhere
                in the tribes manual, does it say anything about a nun




                Who's going to keep all the heathens on the straight and narrow eh?

                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Who's going to keep all the heathens on the straight and narrow eh?



                  I'm sure I covered that one



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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
                    I once worked in a supermarket butchery department, so I'd know how to cut up pork chops. I don't know how easy/hard it is to kill a pig (or lamb) though.
                    I think when it comes to survival, most people could chop up an animal to eat. They may not do it most efficiently or cleanly, but they would.
                    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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