I once worked in a supermarket butchery department, so I'd know how to cut up pork chops. I don't know how easy/hard it is to kill a pig (or lamb) though.
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Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter -
i'm pretty sure i can gut, skin and clean any animal
As for killing them... my survival is more important than theirs
catching the little bastards is a different matter though!Coffee's for closers -
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Originally posted by MrMark View PostI once worked in a supermarket butchery department, so I'd know how to cut up pork chops. I don't know how easy/hard it is to kill a pig (or lamb) though.
I know that there is at least one person who posts here who is an expert, although its best to tread carefully as he can be a touch irritable
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postkilling lambs or sheep is easy enough, provided you have the right equipment. A stout pair of wellies and a blue-vein-thrombosis should just about do it, just sh@g the buggers to death.
I know that there is at least one person who posts here who is an expert, although its best to tread carefully as he can be a touch irritable
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I could burn a lot of toastBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI could burn a lot of toast
a chief
a hunter
a gatherer
a shaman
an axeman
a spearman
a fisherman
a dominatrix with baby oil and a whip
nowhere, nowhere
in the tribes manual, does it say anything about a nun
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postall tribes need
a chief
a hunter
a gatherer
a shaman
an axeman
a spearman
a fisherman
nowhere, nowhere
in the tribes manual, does it say anything about a nun
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWho's going to keep all the heathens on the straight and narrow eh?
I'm sure I covered that one
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Originally posted by MrMark View PostI once worked in a supermarket butchery department, so I'd know how to cut up pork chops. I don't know how easy/hard it is to kill a pig (or lamb) though.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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