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    Excuse number 243

    Reading Owlhoot's comments in the light relief UGC thread reminded me of this one. It was in the DT last week.

    If reported by police for loitering in public toilets, tell them you are a paruretic and were simply waiting for the place to be empty before you could go.

    http://www.beachpsych.com/pages/cc68.html
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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    Excuse Number 509

    If found by police loitering around public toilets, tell them you are waiting for some cock.

    ATW - 23
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      You could always tell them you are waiting to be banged up
      Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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        #4
        What did this pair say to the police when they were found ?

        Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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