Gordon Brown is my shepherd; I am in want
He maketh me lie down on park
benches;
He leadeth me beside still factories;
He restoreth my doubt in the
Labour party;
He leadeth me in the path of
destruction for his party’s sake.
Yea though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of destruction, I
fear evil.
For thou art with me, politicians and
Professors, they frighten me.
Thou preparest a reduction in my
salary before me in the presence
of my creditors.
Blatantly ripped off the original great depression version
Interestingly, every single line fits, all I had to do was change a couple of names