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    #11
    Do your employers expect their employees to work for less in real terms this year than they did the last?

    Simples!

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      #12
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Did you exceed all of your KPIs?
      Was your 360 degree appraisal unanimously positive?
      Did you arrive before the boss every morning and leave after him every evening?
      Did you grovel with sufficient sycophancy at the company Christmas dinner?
      Did you arrive with an ironed shirt, shiny shoes and a company tie every day?
      I'm sure the only "360 degree" thing Wilmslow knows about is spinning round and round on his chair when supposed to be working.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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