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Friday top 5 annoyances

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    Friday top 5 annoyances

    1. Mobile phone clicking when someone writing a text. Esp if the numpty can't use predictive
    2. The sound of crisps being eaten
    3. People who walk too close behind you on the pavement
    4. People who yawn without covering their mouths
    5. People breathing out heavily directly into your face
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

    #2
    People who cut their toe nails at work
    Blood in your poo

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      #3
      People who are walking in front of you then stop suddenly!

      I've taken to just walking straight into them now!
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        #4
        Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post
        People who are walking in front of you then stop suddenly!

        I've taken to just walking straight into them now!
        Obviously a Londoner... I know exactly what you mean..

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          #5
          Being stuck behind my desk when I could be out in the sunshine.
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            #6
            The person opposite who coughs and sneezes all day.
            The person opposite who talks to himself all day.
            The person opposite who sneezes down himself, wipes it up with a tissue then throws the tissue on his desk.
            The person opposite who makes love noises while he's eating
            The person opposite !


            (yes one person with so many annoying habits)

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              #7
              He/She sounds GGGGGGGGGGreat..

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                #8
                1. People who lick their finger before turning the page on their newspaper
                2. The firewalls I am currently sitting behind
                3. CUK on a Friday 'cos half of you have already buggered off home
                4. The Metro (makes the Sun look like a paper for intellectuals)
                5. Npower - the grasping barstewards
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post
                  People who cut their toe nails at work
                  Who does that?!!!!!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    Who does that?!!!!!
                    Doesn't everyone?

                    See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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