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    In a move to save costs, Ryanair's chief Michael O'Leary says the company will start charging passengers for oxygen from next summer.

    Passengers who cannot afford to pay for oxygen may be revived on arrival at their destination.

    In a recent interview, Mr O'Leary stated that oxygen will be available in 3 flavours; "Swiss mountain air", "Highland breeze" and for the budget conscious traveller, "Irish muck-spread field".
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    Sorry, Santa. Old news.

    Say, what are you doing with that sleigh the rest of the year? Wanna earn a few bob, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Sorry, Santa. Old news.
    Well, it made me laugh even more

    I prefer a priority exit system for leaving the plane in an emergency, though.

    "Sorry sir, you can't leave now, you dont have a priority exit card" (in my best Irish accent).
    But the plane is sinking, blub blub blub...
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