If RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...
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If RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...
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If RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
Don't tempt fate.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIf RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...
Or maybe their business model would have to provide emergency exits here, here, here and here... and when a real emergency happens, they will dive for cover.If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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I was thinking along the lines of:- being sent to destinations you didn't want to go to
- when you get there it's not what you were told would be there
- the amount of time you are there has nothing to do with how long you were promised you would be there
- they will only promise to send you if you give them details of two friends who will go too
- then they send one of your friends and ignore you
- they say they will take you, then don't answer your calls
- they promise in-flight meals which consists of you buying them a coffee
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI was thinking along the lines of:- being sent to destinations you didn't want to go to
- when you get there it's not what you were told would be there
- the amount of time you are there has nothing to do with how long you were promised you would be there
- they will only promise to send you if you give them details of two friends who will go too
- then they send one of your friends and ignore you
- they say they will take you, then don't answer your calls
- they promise in-flight meals which consists of you buying them a coffee
- Gave you a contract that would make you vomit.
- Would encourage you to get blinded before getting on the flight.
- Would give you a contract that had hidden taxes.
If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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Your luggage (monthly invoice) would be lost somewhere en-route every ******* month without fail.Comment
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* Would seat you on the wing claiming that you were opted out
* Would tell you there was a fare increase half-way there and give you a parachute in lieu of notice
* Would not let you use the toilets near the cockpit as SC clearance hasn't come through yetThis default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Would love to see Elan's payment software running a 737, the bleedin thing would just explode on the ground.Comment
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