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    Quote Originally Posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    If RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...
    .... we would have to pay them a fee to use the client's toilet facilities.

    Or maybe their business model would have to provide emergency exits here, here, here and here... and when a real emergency happens, they will dive for cover.
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    I was thinking along the lines of:
    • being sent to destinations you didn't want to go to
    • when you get there it's not what you were told would be there
    • the amount of time you are there has nothing to do with how long you were promised you would be there
    • they will only promise to send you if you give them details of two friends who will go too
    • then they send one of your friends and ignore you
    • they say they will take you, then don't answer your calls
    • they promise in-flight meals which consists of you buying them a coffee
    etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    I was thinking along the lines of:
    • being sent to destinations you didn't want to go to
    • when you get there it's not what you were told would be there
    • the amount of time you are there has nothing to do with how long you were promised you would be there
    • they will only promise to send you if you give them details of two friends who will go too
    • then they send one of your friends and ignore you
    • they say they will take you, then don't answer your calls
    • they promise in-flight meals which consists of you buying them a coffee
    etc.
    • Gave you a contract that would make you vomit.
    • Would encourage you to get blinded before getting on the flight.
    • Would give you a contract that had hidden taxes.
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    Your luggage (monthly invoice) would be lost somewhere en-route every ******** month without fail.

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    * Would seat you on the wing claiming that you were opted out
    * Would tell you there was a fare increase half-way there and give you a parachute in lieu of notice
    * Would not let you use the toilets near the cockpit as SC clearance hasn't come through yet
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    Would love to see Elan's payment software running a 737, the bleedin thing would just explode on the ground.

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