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    Default Question for posh Cockneys

    Why don't you put a fake r sound in words such as access?

    You do it with words such as ask

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    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Sounds like Summerset?
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    WTF is a posh Cockney?

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    Anyone south of Oxford is a Cockney

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    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Anyone south of Oxford is a Cockney
    why the unnecessary extra letters?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post

    You do it with words such as ask
    Or the Jafaken cock-a-knee derivative aks.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Anyone south of Oxford is a Cockney

    HTH
    Anyone north of Walthamstow is unintelligent

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris79 View Post
    Sounds like Summerset?
    Somerset
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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