Do you ever have one of those days? Do you ever have one of those days?
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    Default Do you ever have one of those days?

    There's no hot weater for your shower...

    The hem comes down on your trousers just after you've left the house...

    You buy a car parking pass at Durham train station and then half an hour later realise it's still in your bag, and not on the car dashboard where it *should* be...


    I can only imagine what delights the rest of the day will bring

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis

    Didja' ever
    Didja' ever get
    Didja' ever get one
    Didja' ever get one of them
    Didja' ever get one of them days, boy
    Didja' ever get one of them days
    When nothin' is right from mornin' till night
    Didja' ever get one of them days
    Didja' ever get one of them days

    Ya get up in the morning and turn the shower on
    You're gettin' pneumonia, the hot water is gone
    Freezin' sneezin'
    You wanna dry your back, a well
    Didja' ever get one of them days
    When there's no towel on the rack

    Didja' ever
    Didja' ever get
    Didja' ever get one
    Didja' ever get one of them
    Didja' ever get one of them girls, boys
    Didja' ever get one of them girls
    Who's awful nice
    But cold as ice
    Didja' ever get one of them girls, yeah
    Didja' ever get one of them girls
    Yeah! Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls
    You're at a drive-in movie
    With a cute brunette
    A countin' on the kisses that you figure to get
    Closer, closer, then she hollers ho!
    Didja' ever get one of them girls
    Who just wants to watch the show
    Show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show

    Didja' ever
    Didja' ever get
    Didja' ever get one
    Didja' ever get one of them
    Didja' ever get one of them days, boy
    Didja' ever get one of them days
    When nothin' is right
    From mornin' to night
    Didja' ever get one of them days, boy
    Didja' ever get one of them days
    You're on a Sunday picnic
    And then it starts to pour
    You run through poison ivy, scratch until you're sore
    Ants come dancin', carry off the bread
    Didja' ever get one of them days
    When you should a-stayed in bed

    Didja' ever
    Didja' ever get
    Didja' ever get one
    Didja' ever get one of them

    Sing it one more time!

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    Was that one of the rip-off £8 tickets? Gutted if you get a ticket, although can't remember - do you have to use the ticket to make the barrier open? In which case you have a fair chance they won't inspect...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SallyAnne View Post
    There's no hot weater for your shower...

    The hem comes down on your trousers just after you've left the house...

    You buy a car parking pass at Durham train station and then half an hour later realise it's still in your bag, and not on the car dashboard where it *should* be...


    I can only imagine what delights the rest of the day will bring
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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post

    Sing it one more time!

    Elvis has left the building - he's eaten everything else but left the building!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SallyAnne View Post
    There's no hot weater for your shower...

    The hem comes down on your trousers just after you've left the house...

    You buy a car parking pass at Durham train station and then half an hour later realise it's still in your bag, and not on the car dashboard where it *should* be...


    I can only imagine what delights the rest of the day will bring
    Cheer up - at least you didnt think you had lost your bike key.

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    SA - your skirt is tucked into your knickers. Just thought you'd like to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruprect View Post
    SA - your skirt is tucked into your knickers. Just thought you'd like to know.
    And you have loo roll trailing along behind you
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    Yes SA, I have days like that all the time.

    Example being last week - drove to Stafford train station at 5am, about to step onto the train and realised I'd left my laptop at home. Had get through meeting without any of the required information, then finally managed to leave.

    On walking out of (busy, large, v corporate) building, stiletto heel gets stuck in matting and I stumble headfirst towards the security desk - leaving shoe behind.

    Grit your teeth and remember, tomorrow's got to be better!
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    How on earth you lasses manage in high heels is beyond me.

    I wore some once for a Rocky Horror show and I vowed, never again.

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