Do you ever have one of those days?

[SallyAnne]

There's no hot weater for your shower...

The hem comes down on your trousers just after you've left the house...

You buy a car parking pass at Durham train station and then half an hour later realise it's still in your bag, and not on the car dashboard where it *should* be...


I can only imagine what delights the rest of the day will bring

[Churchill]

Didja' ever
Didja' ever get
Didja' ever get one
Didja' ever get one of them
Didja' ever get one of them days, boy
Didja' ever get one of them days
When nothin' is right from mornin' till night
Didja' ever get one of them days
Didja' ever get one of them days

Ya get up in the morning and turn the shower on
You're gettin' pneumonia, the hot water is gone
Freezin' sneezin'
You wanna dry your back, a well
Didja' ever get one of them days
When there's no towel on the rack

Didja' ever
Didja' ever get
Didja' ever get one
Didja' ever get one of them
Didja' ever get one of them girls, boys
Didja' ever get one of them girls
Who's awful nice
But cold as ice
Didja' ever get one of them girls, yeah
Didja' ever get one of them girls
Yeah! Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls
You're at a drive-in movie
With a cute brunette
A countin' on the kisses that you figure to get
Closer, closer, then she hollers ho!
Didja' ever get one of them girls
Who just wants to watch the show
Show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show

Didja' ever
Didja' ever get
Didja' ever get one
Didja' ever get one of them
Didja' ever get one of them days, boy
Didja' ever get one of them days
When nothin' is right
From mornin' to night
Didja' ever get one of them days, boy
Didja' ever get one of them days
You're on a Sunday picnic
And then it starts to pour
You run through poison ivy, scratch until you're sore
Ants come dancin', carry off the bread
Didja' ever get one of them days
When you should a-stayed in bed

Didja' ever
Didja' ever get
Didja' ever get one
Didja' ever get one of them

Sing it one more time!

Elvis has left the building - he's eaten everything else but left the building!

[d000hg]

Was that one of the rip-off £8 tickets? Gutted if you get a ticket, although can't remember - do you have to use the ticket to make the barrier open? In which case you have a fair chance they won't inspect...

[pmeswani]

There's no hot weater for your shower...

The hem comes down on your trousers just after you've left the house...

You buy a car parking pass at Durham train station and then half an hour later realise it's still in your bag, and not on the car dashboard where it *should* be...


I can only imagine what delights the rest of the day will bring

Can't say I have... but thanks for cheering up my morning. Much appreciated.

[DaveB]

Sing it one more time!

Elvis has left the building - he's eaten everything else but left the building!

VoodooFlux

[AlfredJPruffock]

There's no hot weater for your shower...

The hem comes down on your trousers just after you've left the house...

You buy a car parking pass at Durham train station and then half an hour later realise it's still in your bag, and not on the car dashboard where it *should* be...


I can only imagine what delights the rest of the day will bring

Cheer up - at least you didnt think you had lost your bike key.

[Ruprect]

SA - your skirt is tucked into your knickers. Just thought you'd like to know.

[DaveB]

SA - your skirt is tucked into your knickers. Just thought you'd like to know.

And you have loo roll trailing along behind you

[MaryPoppins]

Yes SA, I have days like that all the time.

Example being last week - drove to Stafford train station at 5am, about to step onto the train and realised I'd left my laptop at home. Had get through meeting without any of the required information, then finally managed to leave.

On walking out of (busy, large, v corporate) building, stiletto heel gets stuck in matting and I stumble headfirst towards the security desk - leaving shoe behind.

Grit your teeth and remember, tomorrow's got to be better!

[Board Game Geek]

How on earth you lasses manage in high heels is beyond me.

I wore some once for a Rocky Horror show and I vowed, never again.

Evil things...