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    I'm interviewing for some architects to help build the next space station to orbit around Mars on behalf of NASA.

    If anyone has got some useful questions, I'd appreciate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm interviewing for some architects to help build the next space station to orbit around Mars on behalf of NASA.

    If anyone has got some useful questions, I'd appreciate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm interviewing for some architects to help build the next space station to orbit around Mars on behalf of NASA.

    If anyone has got some useful questions, I'd appreciate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelace View Post
    Why did the men from mars remove the cardboard liner in bounty bars?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm interviewing for some architects to help build the next space station to orbit around Mars on behalf of NASA.

    If anyone has got some useful questions, I'd appreciate it.

    TIA
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm interviewing for some architects to help build the next space station to orbit around Mars on behalf of NASA.

    If anyone has got some useful questions, I'd appreciate it.

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