Dog wee

[Gravy Train]

Hopefully someone here can help me

I came out to the car this morning and noticed dog wee all over the rear nearside wheel of my car. We regularly have dogs fouling the pavement and i am aware that the thug living down the end of the road keeps several vicious looking dogs in some sort of shed in the back of his garden and is seen walking some of them regularly.

Now i can live with a bit of dog poo on my street but when the little tulip walking his mutt allows him to piss on my porka then something's gotta be done.

This is a genuine post requiring a genuine solution, any practical suggestions are appreciated.

[pmeswani]

Hopefully someone here can help me

I came out to the car this morning and noticed dog wee all over the rear nearside wheel of my car. We regularly have dogs fouling the pavement and i am aware that the thug living down the end of the road keeps several vicious looking dogs in some sort of shed in the back of his garden and is seen walking some of them regularly.

Now i can live with a bit of dog poo on my street but when the little tulip walking his mutt allows him to piss on my porka then something's gotta be done.

This is a genuine post requiring a genuine solution, any practical suggestions are appreciated.

Not sure what you want us to say that is serious and practical. If you don't have the evidence to prove who did it, what are you going to do about it? And if you attempt to take pictures, you could get done for breach of privacy. If I were you, I'll forget about it. There's more important things in life to worry about.

[DimPrawn]

Phone 999. They like to here about this sort of thing.

[Gravy Train]

don't know what i was expecting - are there any cost effective motion sensitive cctv cameras that people are aware of? I would certainly like some evidence before i act

[Mich the Tester]

Buy some manure and spread it on the ground next to your car. With a bit of luck the dog will step in it then go home and spread it around it’s owner’s carpets.

[Cyberman]

Personally, I would have a word with the owner if I saw a dog fouling my property. That should be enough to any reasonable person.
If it continues to be a problem after that then I would involve the police because there could be a breach of the peace otherwise.

[cailin maith]

Hopefully someone here can help me

I came out to the car this morning and noticed dog wee all over the rear nearside wheel of my car. We regularly have dogs fouling the pavement and i am aware that the thug living down the end of the road keeps several vicious looking dogs in some sort of shed in the back of his garden and is seen walking some of them regularly.

Now i can live with a bit of dog poo on my street but when the little tulip walking his mutt allows him to piss on my porka then something's gotta be done.

This is a genuine post requiring a genuine solution, any practical suggestions are appreciated.

Maybe if whoever owned the dog let it tulip on the bonnet, I could see why you could be offended but... it's just a bit of dog wee.

[Cyberman]

Maybe if whoever owned the dog let it tulip on the bonnet, I could see why you could be offended but... it's just a bit of dog wee.

Initially, it is a just a bit of dog wee, but if this happens on a regular basis, I would not simply ignore it.

[Gravy Train]

Maybe if whoever owned the dog let it tulip on the bonnet, I could see why you could be offended but... it's just a bit of dog wee.

a one off bit of dog wee i could handle, but this, combined with the fouling of the streets outside my house has caused me to want to put a stop to this

[Svalbaard]

This is a solution kind of cribbed from Road Runner cartoons...

1. Fashion several cat shapes out of some C4 plastic exlposive bought from the ACME corporation by mail order.
2. Dig a tunnel under his shed (but start it from a neighbours garden).
3. Set up camera to monitor shed remotely.

You can see where this is going...

4. Plant cat shaped explosives under shed and run detonator lines back to tunnel head.
5. Connect detonator lines to switch.
6. Wait till aforementioned thug is in shed with dogs.
7. Press big red button.
8. Problem solved.

This is foolproof as the police will trace the tunnel back to your neighbours house, and arrest them instead of you. So you get rid of the dogs, Mr Thug and those nuisance neigbours as well as having a perfect clip to put on You Tube.

Genius I think you will agree.