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    Default Slogan help.

    Hello All.

    I'm a new contractor amd have now setup my own ltd, website, email account etc etc though now looking at ordering some business cards.

    Got the design, basic logo and content though struggling with a slogan.

    I'm a Senior Tester/ Test Lead so anything testing/QA related.

    Thought about:

    Quality is never automatic.

    Adding Quality and Confidence

    But they sound worse the more i say them...the last one less though

    Any advice (sensible) would be great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnhol View Post
    Any advice (sensible) would be great.
    Don't do it!

    Seriously - DON'T!!

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    Ensuring quality delivered solutions



    A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess. A tester comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.
    After the tester has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs. "Isn't that just like a tester, we're looking for the height and he gives us the length."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rookie View Post
    To me. To you. To me. To you.
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    It's good, but it's not quite right
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Right up your quality street.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    Skegness - it's sh!te!
    Not sure that's going to give the right impression, but thanks anyway

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