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As a pipe transports a turd to the sewage farm, the M4 delivers you home to ReadingThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAs a pipe transports a turd to the sewage farm, the M4 delivers you home to Reading
He doesn't live next door to a cretin.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAs a pipe transports a turd to the sewage farm, the M4 delivers you home to Reading
The M4 delivers anybody to Reading. So which pipe delivers your turds ?Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThe FTSE will fall to under 3000 before all this is over. Then I'll buy a shed load.
HTHBored.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI've worked out why CyberCretin's house is worth a lot more than his neighbours houses.
He doesn't live next door to a cretin.
Post of the day.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf you're so f**king astute, what are you doing posting crap on a IT Contractors forum?Comment
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Originally posted by denver2k View PostAs far as i can see, the name of this forum doesnt specificaly mention "IT"......Even contracting sh@@ger is equally entitled to put 2c.....Hard Brexit now!
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My first thought when you said "M1" was Thompson Machine Gun (a.k.a the Tommy Gun).
Then I had visions of gangsters in Roll's Royce's (Al Capone's favourite car), roaring up and down Wall Street, shooting innocent passers-by.
Then I realised that I'm not in the 1920's, and that this is modern day.
And the the same statement applies, except for 1 word.
Then I had visions of bankers in Roll's Royce's (Al Capone's favourite car), roaring up and down Wall Street, shooting innocent passers-by.
plus ça change, plus c'est la même choseOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHyper-inflation.
Look at today. Today is the beginning.
http://markets.ft.com/markets/commodities.asp
The world is printing trillions $$ and ££.
Nice mix coming up. Wage deflation, unemployment and inflation of prices.
The Retail Prices Index (RPI), which includes housing costs, fell to 0% in February on an annual basis from 0.1% in January.
Told you!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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