Is my colleague telling lies to me?

[Foxy Moron]

I'm worried that my client might not renew me. Not far off contract end and heard nothing. one of the other contractors in the same boat, bit of an arse licker, asked her if she heard anything, she says no. Something's a bit fishy, but she's the religious type so I trust her to tell me if something is going on.
God would punnish her otherwise, non?

[Ruprect]

I'm worried that my client might not renew me. Not far off contract end and heard nothing. one of the other contractors in the same boat, bit of an arse licker, asked her if she heard anything, she says no. Something's a bit fishy, but she's the religious type so I trust her to tell me if something is going on.
God would punnish her otherwise, non?

punish

[Foxy Moron]

OK don't puNNish me

[EternalOptimist]

The general view is that although God may punish her, religious types like to get in first, on Gods behalf. So feel free to twang her suspender elastic and to inflict other appropriate punishments

[Pogle]

The general view is that although God may punish her, religious types like to get in first, on Gods behalf. So feel free to twang her suspender elastic and to inflict other appropriate punishments

Is that your little fantasy EO ???

[AlfredJPruffock]

OK don't puNNish me

For all you know - had your contract been extended- then perhaps you could have been killed traveliing to work - or its because you are destined for greater things.

Ive had situtaitons before when I missed an opportunity - cursed my luck - then a few months down the road realised I was lucky not to get that chance after all as then I would not have the marvellous opportunity which arose later.

Dont forget - Alf Acts in Mysterious Ways.

[Andy2]

She is a liar
Spank her hard

[Clippy]

She is a liar
Spank her hard

Ooh, you are naughty...

[BrollyBonce]

She is a liar
Spank her hard

Ooh, you are naughty...

And I thought it was just the "test please delete" thread that was 'strange'.

[MPwannadecentincome]

you don't work with Pogle do you? See "forced to lie"