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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    That's very clever, was it one of your expense claims?

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    Have you seen his real ones

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp...s/html/712.stm

    The fat get regularly billed for 650 for food per month. I thought snot was free - perhaps it is expensive to source it from others.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Have you seen his real ones

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp...s/html/712.stm

    The fat get regularly billed for 650 for food per month. I thought snot was free - perhaps it is expensive to source it from others.
    Considering he has lived in a fully furnished and serviced appartment in downing street for the last 11 years and he owns his own house in his constituency I am amazed he has claimed any accomadation allowances.
    He has also travelled everywhere in his state provided car so should have no transport claims either.
    The only thing he should really be paying for is his constituency office.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Considering he has lived in a fully furnished and serviced appartment in downing street for the last 11 years and he owns his own house in his constituency I am amazed he has claimed any accomadation allowances.
    He has also travelled everywhere in his state provided car so should have no transport claims either.
    The only thing he should really be paying for is his constituency office.
    Does he get taxed BIK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    Does he get taxed BIK?
    This whole expenses thing makes me want to scream.
    The stuff they can (and do) claim for is a bloody disgrace. If we put those items on our expences we would get laughed at or arrested.
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